1.「同你儲埋 D 利是錢入銀行啦」
2.「生舊叉燒好過生你」
3.「再喊叫警察叔叔拉你」
4.「食多 D 蔥會聰明 D 架喎」
5.「食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆」
6.「裝人沖涼會生眼挑針」
7.「講大話會甩大牙」
8.「唔好玩橡筋呀，橡筋會吸血架」
9.「你再咁曳比"丫烏"捉左你」
10.「你係由石頭爆出黎」
告訴友人，第一項是真的，所以都不算什麼謊話，基本上，我只相信以上其中三項: 5 - 7, 所以由細到大我也會把飯碗的飯粒清得乾乾淨淨; 至於「講大話會甩大牙」嘛，我細細個已經 expect 自己會甩掉所有大牙，哈哈哈...
之後研究什麼是"丫烏"，朋友說每個人內心的"丫烏"也是不一樣，她一直認為的"丫烏"跟鬼一樣;
至於我，"丫烏"跟烏鴉的字眼實在太相似的關係，所以"丫烏"應該是像烏鴉一樣的人! 嘻嘻!
不只謊話容易說，現在連騙局也容易設，有一天，同事慌慌張張打電話給我，說收到一位律師的 email, 請我幫她看一看，看完之後心想，你認真的嗎? 你不是相信這個自稱為 Vazeer Alam Mydin Meera 的大律師並跟他同流合污吧? 這根本就是一個活生生的騙局:
My name is Mr. Vazeer Alam Mydin Meera, a legal practitioner with Mydin
Meera & Co in 7th Floor, Wisma Hamzah Kwong-Hing No.1, Leboh Ampang Kuala
Lumpur 50100 Malaysia.
I saw your contact and profile and decided that you could cooperate with
me in this proposition.
I have a client by Name Mr. Katab Cheung, who was deceased in November,
2007, in Kuala Lumpur , Malaysia . I am contacting you because you have
the same surname as my deceased client and I felt that you could help me
in the distribution of funding that were left in my deceased client's bank
account. This funding is closed to be declared un-serviceable by the bank
as there were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the
funding in the bank account.
The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is US$
12.5 Million (Say, Twelve Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States
dollars Only), The bank had issued to me a notification to contact the
next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank
account or to make claim of beneficiary, of the funding in the bank
account, with a month surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe
keeping fee of the bank account, so as to avoid the indefinite closure of
the bank account. My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to
present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased
client, since you have the same last name with him.
This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as
his next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. When the proceeds in his
bank account are paid to you, we would share the proceeds on a mutually
agreed-upon percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self. All the
legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would be
provided by me. The most important thing I would need is your honest
co-operation in this proposition. This would be done under a legitimate
arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law.
If this business proposition offends your moral and ethical values, feel
free to back out. Please contact me at once if you are interested, reply
through my Personal email (barristervamm@yandex.ru)
同事問我應該怎樣做? 哎呀!!!「你喜歡的話，可以告訴馬來西亞的大律師公會。」我見她仍尚存一點興奮，便老點她繼續圍繞這封 email 尋求真相 ; 雖然同事有一秒真的為了可以分到 40% of that US$12.5 million 而開心，但其實細心一看，邊有咁大隻蛤乸隨街跳? 騙徒總會用不同手法利誘你，就正如最常見的明星 / Model 騙案，大姐，你唔信塊鏡都信下盆水啦!
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